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Ten Ways that Looney Tunes Stunted My Adulthood

10. When someone walks in-between me and a companion, I say “bread and butter!

 

9. All theater is judged vocally, and negatively, against What’s Opera, Doc?

 

8. No wad of money is held without saying “I may be a coward, but I’m a greedy little coward”, complete with maniacal grin.

 

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7. Whenever I mess up my clothes, I drawl, “Fortunately, ah always carry a spare, for just such emergencies.”

 

6. I’m known to say “Consequence, shmonsequences, as long as I’m rich” every time someone mentions the consequences.

 

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5. You can hear me yell, “Arriba arriba andale arriba” when I accelerate into the passing lane.

 

4. Can’t get lost without blaming it on missing that left turn in Albuquerque.

 

 

 

1. When someone asks for sweetener, I grab a mock hammer and ask how many lumps they want.

 

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All images courtesy of Warner Brothers, Inc.

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